Lincoln vs. Booth, by Matt Harrison 08/30/11

Page 1

Panel 1. Establishing shot of old time street. Ulysses Grant loads a carriage.

LINCOLN (O.P.)

Grant! Grant, wait up!

Panel 2. Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln join Grant as he's loading his last things into the carriage, his wife already inside.

LINCOLN

Grant, are you leaving? I thought we were all going to the play tonight.

GRANT

Oh, right. Here's the thing... Uh, my wife's not feeling well.

Panel 3.

MRS. LINCOLN

Julia? Oh, you do look pale.

MRS. GRANT (whisper)

Hmph.

Panel 4.

LINCOLN (whisper to Grant)

Don't do this to me, dude. I don't wanna have to invite Rathbone.

Panel 5.

MRS. LINCOLN

Ugh. That fiancé of his, Ms. Harris. "Engaged," indeed.

MRS. GRANT

Hmph!

Panel 6.

GRANT

Sorry, Abe. We're headed out.

Page 2

Panel 1. Spangler rushes into the front room of Mary Surratt's boardinghouse, addressing a group of already assembled conspirators.

SPANGLER

Holy shit, you guys! I just found out... Lincoln and Grant are gonna be at Ford's tonight!

Panel 2.

BOOTH

Whoa.

ARNOLD

Are we gonna try to kidnap him again?

Panel 3.

BOOTH

Nah, I'm getting pretty bored with that plan.

Panel 4.

HEROLD

What, then?

BOOTH

I'm gonna blow his fucking head off.

ARNOLD

I'm out.

Panel 5.

MARY SURRATT

Booth! Watch your language in my house.

BOOTH

Oh. Sorry, ma'am.

Panel 6.

MARY SURRATT

Do kill him, though. I'm into that.

Page 3

Panel 1.

BOOTH

OK, look. I'll take Lincoln. Powell wants Secretary Seward. Don't ask me why. Davey will keep an eye on him.

Panel 2.

BOOTH

Now, who's gonna kill the vice president?

ATZERODT and SPANGLER

...

Panel 3.

BOOTH

I also need someone to hold my horse.

SPANGLER

Dibs.

ATZERODT

Dibs... Dammit.

Panel 4.

BOOTH

All right, then. George, Johnson is all yours.

ATZERODT

I need a drink.

Panel 5.

BOOTH

C'mon, guys. Let's do this shit. We're gonna be famous.

Panel 6.

HEROLD

You're already famous.

BOOTH

I know. It's awesome.

Page 4

Panel 1. The Lincolns enter the theater.

LINCOLN

Ah, Major Rathbone.

MRS. LINCOLN

Hello, Clara. Holding hands, I see. Not afraid of what people will think?

CLARA HARRIS (whisper)

Hmph...

Panel 2.

LINCOLN

Already took the closer seats? OK, I guess the president will have to sit back here by the door.

Panel 3. The play, already in progress, continues on stage.

LAURA KEENE

Oh! Goodness! Our American cousin sure is crass!

SOTHERN (whisper)

Laura, you're going off script again.

LAURA KEENE

My! Goodness!

Panel 4. Booth enters the balcony box and sneaks up behind Lincoln.

MRS. LINCOLN

Do you want to hold hands?

LINCOLN

Quiet, woman. I'm missing the dialogue.

Panel 5.

SOTHERN

Shuttup, you old bitch!

Panel 6. Booth shoots the president.

AUDIENCE (O.P.)

Ha ha ha!

RATHBONE

Holy hell!

Page 5

Panel 1. Booth rushes Rathbone.

RATHBONE

Help! A handsome man is attacking me!

MRS. LINCOLN

My husband is dead!

RATHBONE

Very, very handsome.

Panel 2. Booth stabs Rathbone in the arm.

BOOTH

Outta of the way, man. I'm in a hurry here.

Panel 3. Booth leaps from the balcony.

AUDIENCE (O.P.)

Gasp!

Panel 4. Booth lands hard, breaking his left ankle.

BOOTH

Sic...

SFX

Snap!

BOOTH

Ah, shit!

Panel 5. Booth brandishes his derringer at center stage.

BOOTH

Sic Semper Tyrannis!

SOTHERN (O.P.)

What?

BOOTH

It's Latin, asshole! It's totally classy!

Panel 6. The actors react as Booth rushes backstage.

LAURA KEENE

My! Goodness! It's! Terrible!

BOOTH (O.P.)

Move it! I'm an actor!

Page 6

Panel 1. The furor not having yet reached the stables, the employees are calm.

SPANGLER

Peanut, get over here.

PEANUT

Yes, Mr. Spangler?

Panel 2. Spangler thrusts the reigns of Booth's horse into Peanut's hands.

SPANGLER

Hold this a minute.

PEANUT

I have other duties, sir.

SPANGLER

I'll give you a peppermint.

Panel 3. Booth reaches the stable.

Panel 4. Booth leaps onto the horse.

PEANUT

Mr. Booth. I have your horse.

Panel 5. Booth kicks Peanut to the ground as he speeds off on horseback.

BOOTH

Thanks, nerd.

Panel 6. The scene now still, Peanut is seated on the hay-strewn floor, recovering.

PEANUT

Can I have my peppermint now, sir?

SPANGLER

No.

Page 7

Panel 1. Powell and Herold approach the Seward house on horseback.

HEROLD

How are you going to get in?

POWELL

Huh?

Panel 2.

HEROLD

Sigh. OK, tell them you are a messenger from Dr. Verdi with medicine for Secretary Seward. I'll being hiding around the corner.

POWELL

Got it.

Panel 3. Powell approaches the house and knocks on the door.

BUTLER

Yes?

POWELL

I'm Secretary Seward.

BUTLER

No, you're not.

Panel 4.

POWELL

I'm a doctor.

BUTLER

You look like a murderer.

POWELL

I'm a murdering doctor.

Panel 5.

BUTLER

One moment, please.

Panel 6. Powell knocks the butler out.

Page 8

Panel 1. Powell proceeds up the stairs, where he encounters Frederick Seward.

FREDERICK

Who are you?

POWELL

Nobody.

Panel 2.

FREDERICK

Are you here to murder my father?

POWELL

Um...

FREDERICK

Get out of my house.

Panel 3. Powell aims his pistol in Frederick's face at close range.

FREDERICK

Oh boy.

Panel 4. Powell pulls the trigger, but it misfires.

SFX

Tik.

Panel 5. Powell looks at the gun, confused.

Panel 6. Powell bashes Frederick in the head with the handle of the gun.

Page 9

Panel 1. Upstairs, Powell knocks on the bedroom door.

Panel 2. Fanny answers.

FANNY

Yes?

POWELL

Is Secretary Seward in there?

Panel 3.

FANNY

He has a gun!

POWELL

I'm a doctor.

FANNY

And a knife!

POWELL

I'm a good doctor.

Panel 4. Powell knocks Fanny aside and rushes to the bed.

Panel 5. Powell stabs the secretary in the face.

Panel 6. Before he's even had time to rise from his chair, Robinson reacts to the shocking attack.

ROBINSON

Please don't do that, sir.

Page 10

Panel 1. Outside, Herold looks worried as he hears evidence suggesting the plot was botched.

FANNY (O.P.)

He's stabbed him in the face!

ROBINSON (O.P.)

And the neck!

FANNY (O.P.)

Both the face and neck!

Panel 2.

ROBINSON

He's stabbed me, too!

FANNY

Many of us have been stabbed!

Panel 3.

HEROLD

I'm gonna go.

Panel 4. Herold, on horseback, takes off into the night.

Panel 5. Repeated shot, all is momentarily quiet.

Panel 6. Repeated shot, Powell erupts from the front door, fleeing the scene.

POWELL

Davey? It's me, Powell. I stabbed them. Davey?

Page 11

Panel 1. Atzerodt sits at the bar, looking dejected.

ATZERODT

So, the vice president, is he a large man?

BARTENDER

About average.

Panel 2.

ATZERODT

Nice guy, or?

BARTENDER

Kinda grumpy sometimes. Bit of a temper.

Panel 3.

ATZERODT

Another whiskey.

Page 12

Panel 1. Mrs. Lincoln cradles her husband's head in her lap.

Panel 2. Dr. Leale arrives in the box.

DR. LEALE

I'm a doctor!

Panel 3.

RATHBONE

Help me, I'm stabbed!

DR. LEALE

The president is shot!

RATHBONE

He's probably fine.

Page 13

Panel 1. Laura Keene bursts into the room.

MRS. LINCOLN

Doctor, please! Do something!

LAURA KEENE

Doctor! Please! Do something!

Panel 2.

MRS. LINCOLN

He's dying!

LAURA KEENE

He's dying! Oh!

Panel 3. Keene scoops Lincoln away from his wife.

MRS. LINCOLN

What the hell?

LAURA KEENE

What?! Oh! The hell!

Panel 4. Silence as Keene looks over to Mrs. Lincoln.

LAURA KEENE

Line?

Panel 5.

DR. LEALE

He's alive.

LAURA KEENE

Thank God.

DR. LEALE

But he's going to die.

Panel 6. Keene rolls the president's body back onto his wife's lap.

DR. LEALE

We need to move him.

Page 14

Panel 1. Booth rides furiously in the night.

Panel 2. Booth encounters Herold, also on horseback.

BOOTH

Davey, where's Powell?

HEROLD

Probably stabbing something.

Panel 2.

BOOTH

Success, then?

HEROLD

To some degree.

Panel 3.

BOOTH

Excellent. My murder went really well, too.

Panel 4.

HEROLD

We should probably leave town now.

Panel 5.

BOOTH

No sign of George yet?

Panel 6.

HEROLD

No. But there's a sign for a bridge. Let's follow that.

Page 15

Panel 1. They approach the bridge, riding at a less conspicuous pace. A soldier prevents their passage.

SOLDIER

The bridge is closed, guys.

BOOTH

Even for a famous actor?

Panel 2.

SOLDIER

God damn you're charming. OK, go ahead.

Panel 3. They start across the bridge.

BOOTH

If you see our friends, send them across, too. They'll probably be looking really satisfied and heroic.

Page 16

Panel 1. Atzerodt stumbles out of the bar.

Panel 2. Andrew Johnson walks by.

ATZERODT

Hey! Are you Andrew Johnson?

JOHNSON

Yeah.

Panel 3.

ATZERODT

...

JOHNSON

What do you want?

Panel 4.

ATZERODT

You're doing a really good job, sir.

Panel 5. Johnson stalks off.

JOHNSON (O.P.)

Little pissant... Waste my time...

Powell wanders into the scene. Atzerodt turns away and hides his face from Powell, who wanders off again.

POWELL

Herold? Booth? Where are you guys? Am I still in Washington?

Page 17

Panel 1. Lincoln's body lies diagonally across a hotel bed.

Panel 2. Stanton arrives on the scene, looking stern and authoritative.

STANTON

Doctor, I came as soon as I heard. What's the prognosis?

Panel 3.

DR. LEALE

Shot in the head.

STANTON

Hell.

Panel 4.

STANTON

All right, I need witnesses. Who saw it happen?

RATHBONE

I did, sir. It was John Wilkes Booth, the actor.

Panel 5.

STANTON

Handsome man.

RATHBONE

I got his autograph, sir.

Panel 6.

STANTON

Good work, Major. Now let's track this handsome bastard.

Page 18

Panel 1. Booth and Herold arrive at Mudd's farm.

HEROLD

This man is a doctor, and he's sympathetic to the Confederacy. You wait here while I introduce us.

Panel 2. Herold knocks on the door.

Panel 3.

MUDD

What the hell?! It's three in the morning! Somebody better have a broken ankle!

HEROLD

My friend has a broken ankle.

MUDD

Why didn't you say so?

Panel 4. Herold and Booth enter the house.

MUDD

So, how'd ya get this here injury?

BOOTH

Assassinating...

HEROLD

Fell off a horse!

Panel 5.

MUDD

Say what, now?

HEROLD

Uh, assassinating a horse.

MUDD

Now wait just a minute here...

Panel 6.

HEROLD

It was a Yankee horse.

MUDD

Heroes!

Page 19

Panel 1. Powell encounters an old timey policeman.

POWELL

Oh, Officer. I'm lost. Can you help me?

POLICEMAN

Sure, where are you headed?

POWELL

I... don't know.

Panel 2.

POLICEMAN

OK. What are you looking for?

Panel 3.

POWELL

My friend Booth. Or Herold. Or Atzerodt.

POLICEMAN

Never heard of 'em.

POWELL

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Panel 4.

POLICEMAN

Eh? What's that?

Panel 5.

POWELL

Nevermind. Actually, just point me in the direction of the nearest knife shop.

Panel 6.

POLICEMAN (suspicious)

Who are you?

Page 20

Panel 1. Herold knocks on the door of the Cox house.

Panel 2.

COX

Yes?

HEROLD

Um, hi. We were told that somebody here might be able to help us. We're friends of John Surratt. We're exhausted from travel and are in need of food.

Panel 3.

COX

Ah, confederate gentlemen. Well, I was just sitting down to a feast. You're welcome to join me.

Panel 4.

HEROLD

Oh, thank God.

Panel 5.

COX

You can sleep here tonight. I have some spare beds.

Panel 6.

HEROLD (elated, almost in disbelief)

Beds?

Page 21

Panel 1.

BOOTH

Thanks for your discretion. We don't want any trouble on our way to Virginia.

Panel 2.

COX

Oh, are you boys in trouble? Well, that's different. We need to see Jones about crossing the river.

Panel 3.

HEROLD

Beds?

Panel 4.

COX

No time for that now, son.

Panel 5.

HEROLD

Feast?

Panel 6.

COX

Don't worry. Jones will scrounge together some bread crusts for the ride.

Page 22

Panel 1. The men cross a field, where they find Jones engaged in some demeaning toil.

COX

Jones, these men need to your help crossing the river.

Panel 2.

JONES

Well, ya come to the right place. I learned these waters in service to the Confederacy.

Panel 3.

BOOTH

Good to meet you, Jones. We should get going...

JONES

Not so fast. The trick to crossing the river is avoidin' notice. We gotta hide y'all 'til the coast is clear.

Panel 4.

BOOTH

When will it be safe to cross?

JONES

Maybe a week?

Panel 5.

HEROLD

You expect us to spend a week sleeping in this little shack of yours? There's hardly room for you alone.

Panel 6.

JONES

No, no. Not safe. Y'all are sleeping in the swamp.

Page 23

Panel 1. Booth and Herold lie belly down in mud and filth, surrounded by tall grass.

BOOTH

Where is Jones? We should have left by now.

Panel 2. Jones belly-crawls up beside them.

JONES

I'm here.

HEROLD

Why are you hiding, too?

JONES

There's Union soldiers in town searchin' fer y'all. Yer in mighty big trouble.

Panel 3.

BOOTH

Does that mean we can't leave tonight?

JONES

Better wait it out a couple a' more weeks.

BOOTH

Weeks? We need to get back to civilization.

Panel 4.

JONES

That reminds me, here's them papers ya asked fer.

BOOTH

Ahh, now we'll see how the public celebrates our masterful plot.

Panel 5. Opening the newspaper, Booth sees a headline boldly displaying, "BOOTH: ASSHOLE."

Panel 6.

BOOTH

All right, that's it. We're leaving.

Page 24

Panel 1. Stanton directs the pursuit from a busy, cluttered office in DC.

STANTON

Gentlemen, what news of the conspirators?

AIDE

We think Booth may be headed to Virginia through Maryland.

Panel 2.

STANTON

If they get too deep into the South, we'll never find them.

Panel 3.

AIDE

The locals may be sheltering them.

STANTON

Southern hospitality. Damn.

Panel 4.

AIDE

We need to give them an incentive.

Panel 5.

STANTON

You're right. Issue a reward. One hundred thousand dollars.

AIDE

Sir! So much? You can't be serious.

Panel 6.

STANTON

Look at this beard, son. I'm dead serious.

Page 25

Panel 1. Herold battles the river, Booth leisurely enjoying the benefit of his labor.

BOOTH

That's it, Davey. Put your back into it.

Panel 2.

HEROLD

I've been at this for hours, Booth. My strength is failing me.

BOOTH

Failing me, you mean.

Panel 3.

HEROLD

Wait. I see the shore! We made it.

Panel 4. They run aground and encounter Jones again. They've accidentally landed back in Maryland.

JONES

What are you two doing back? Forget something?

BOOTH

Davey, you missed Virginia!

Panel 5.

JONES

Rotten luck. Well, you better play it safe and go back to hiding in the swamp.

HEROLD

I could use a short break...

Panel 6. Eager to put the swamp behind them, Booth shoves off again.

BOOTH

Never!

Page 26

Panel 1. Stanton enters the Surratt boarding house, where Mary Surratt and George Atzerodt are in custody.

STANTON

So, we're finally making some progress. Good work, men. Who do we have here?

Panel 2.

AIDE

This is Atzerodt. He attempted to assassinate Vice President Johnson.

Panel 3.

STANTON

Really? I didn't hear about that.

AIDE

No, sir. He did a terrible job.

Panel 4.

STANTON

I see. Who's the woman?

Panel 5.

AIDE

She owns the house, sir. Booth and the others met here to plot the conspiracy.

Panel 6.

STANTON

Very good. Finally, after the worst act of treason in our country's history, after an unprecedented national manhunt, we are beginning to see justice! We've captured the man who didn't kill Johnson and a woman who owns a house!

Page 27

Panel 1. Powell enters the house carrying a huge pickaxe.

POWELL

Uh...

Panel 2.

STANTON

Who the hell are you?

POWELL

Oops. Uh, no one.

Panel 3.

STANTON

Wait. What are you doing here? What are you doing with that pickaxe?

POWELL

Oh, uh, I was gonna dig a ditch for Mrs. Surratt.

STANTON

Bring her here.

Panel 4. Mary Surratt is brought into the room.

STANTON

Mrs. Surratt, do you know this man?

MARY SURRATT

No.

STANTON

Are you sure?

MARY SURRATT

Definitely.

STANTON

He says you do.

MARY SURRATT

I don't.

STANTON

It would help you both if you did.

MARY SURRATT

I don't know this man.

Panel 5. A soldier bursts in with evidence.

SOLDIER

We just found photos of them together!

MARY SURRATT

He's never been here before.

AIDE

He's signed into the guestbook!

MARY SURRATT

I promise I don't know him.

Panel 6.

AIDE

This is Lewis Powell! He's the man who attacked Secretary Seward!

POWELL

Good times.

MARY SURRATT

Oh, now I remember you.

STANTON

OK, You're both in trouble.

Page 28

Panel 1.

POWELL

OK, now wait! I'm a crazed killer and I'm the strongest man here by far. You have no idea what I'm capable of.

Panel 2. Stanton indicates Powell's pickaxe.

STANTON

Hey, uh, can I see that for a second?

Panel 3. Powell hands over the weapon.

POWELL

Huh? Oh, sure.

Panel 4.

STANTON

Thank God. He could have done a lot of damage with this.

Panel 5.

POWELL

Wait...

Panel 6.

POWELL

Dammit.

Page 29

Panel 1. Booth waits while Herold knocks on the door of the Garrett farmhouse.

BOOTH

Garrett farm. I have a good feeling about this place.

SFX

Knock Knock

Panel 2. Old man Garrett answers the door.

GARRETT

Yeah eh huh?

Panel 3.

HEROLD

Mr. Garrett, sir? We're fugitives from the union. Can you give us shelter?

Panel 4.

GARRETT

Heh hm yankees?

Panel 5.

HEROLD

Uh, southern gentlemen, sir.

Panel 6.

GARRETT

Eh okie. Call me Dickie. Les' git us sum eats.

Page 30

Panel 1. The men eat dinner at the Garrett table.

GARRETT

Mm boys, this'm killers.

Panel 2. Garrett's sons suspiciously eye the guests.

GARRETT SON #1

You boys from Davis' army?

HEROLD

That's right. Mr. Boyd here was injured at Petersburg.

GARRETT SON #2

Fell off your horse during the battle?

BOOTH

I didn't fall. I was thrown.

Panel 3.

GARRETT SON #1

And you sat on your ass through all the fighting? No one bothered you?

BOOTH

What are you suggesting? That I didn't fight bravely?

GARRETT SON #2

How could you have?

Panel 4.

BOOTH

I fought through the pain! I was valiant!

GARRETT SON #1

With a broken ankle.

BOOTH

I killed two dozen yankees!

GARRETT SON #2

Sitting on your ass.

BOOTH

Bravely!

Panel 5.

GARRETT SON #1

That sounds like bullshit.

Panel 6. The Garrett sons lead them out. One of them palms a key off the end table.

GARRETT

Y'all kin sleep inna barn. Make'm cozy, boys.

Page 31

Panel 1. Stanton looks on as the funeral procession leaves Washington.

STANTON

He belongs to the ages, now.

Panel 2.

AIDE

Did you say "ages" or "angels"?

STANTON

Angels?

AIDE

Got it.

Panel 3.

STANTON

How's the manhunt going?

AIDE

Good. We think Booth made it into Virginia. We've got soldiers searching the area.

Panel 4.

STANTON

May God be with that poor bastard.

Panel 5.

AIDE

God and the angels, right boss?

Panel 6.

STANTON

What's the matter with you?

Page 32

Panel 1. Lt. Colonel Conger rides up with a small detachment.

CONGER

Hey who were you just locking in that barn?

GARRETT SON #1

Uh, no one.

Panel 2.

CONGER

You sure it wasn't a fella with a broken foot?

GARRETT SON #2

Why do you ask?

Panel 3.

CONGER

There's a reward.

GARRETT

Right this way, Colonel.

Panel 4. The group approaches the barn. Conger bangs on the door.

Panel 5.

CONGER

Booth! Open up. It's the army.

BOOTH

Friends! Wait, Union or Confederate?

CONGER

Union.

BOOTH

Burn in hell!

Panel 6.

CONGER

Good call. Burn it.

Page 33

Panel 1. Corbett and others light the barn on fire.

GARRETT SON #2

Hey, that's our barn!

CONGER

You'll be compensated.

Panel 2.

GARRETT SON #2

Make a note, this is the really expensive kind of barn.

Panel 3.

CORBETT

He's not coming out, sir.

CONGER

Damn.

Panel 4.

CORBETT

Well, there's a hole in the wall. Maybe we could just shoot him.

Panel 5. Herold abruptly opens the barn door and steps out, surrendering.

HEROLD

Surrender. I surrender.

Panel 6.

CONGER

Who the hell are you?

BOOTH (O.P.)

Traitor!

HEROLD

I'm a traitor. Where should I stand when the shooting starts?

Page 34

Panel 1.

BOOTH

You'll never take me alive, yankees! I'm a hero to the Southern cause! I'm a rebel!

Panel 2. Corbett pokes his musket through the hole in the barn wall.

Panel 3.

BOOTH

Sic Semper Ty...

Panel 4. Booth is shot in the neck and collapses.

Panel 5. Corbett and Conger drag booth out of the barn by his legs.

BOOTH

Watch the ankle!

Panel 6. They lay Booth on the front porch of the farmhouse.

Page 35

Panel 1.

HEROLD

Does it hurt bad, boss?

BOOTH

I can't feel my body, Davey.

Panel 2.

HEROLD

At least you can feel your head, though, right?

BOOTH

I have a headache.

Panel 3.

HEROLD

Sorry it had to end this way, Booth.

Panel 4.

BOOTH

We're heroes, Davey. You and me. Martyrs to the cause.

HEROLD

Martyrs? But I...

Panel 5.

BOOTH

Yeah, you'll be hanged. Pretty soon, I'd guess.

Panel 6. Herold looks to Conger pleadingly. Conger smiles and nods with giddy pride.

Page 36

Panel 1.

BOOTH

Just promise me one thing, Davey.

HEROLD

Sure, boss.

Panel 2.

BOOTH

When they hang you, right before you drop...

HEROLD

Maybe I'll be pardoned.

BOOTH

You won't.

Panel 3.

HEROLD

But...

BOOTH

Right before you drop, you have to call out... Sic... Sss...

Panel 4.

HEROLD

Sic Semper Tyrannis?

Panel 5.

BOOTH

Sss... so classy.

Panel 6. Booth dies.

Page 37

Panel 1. Stanton's aide enters the office to deliver a message.

AIDE

Booth's body has arrived, sir.

Panel 2. Stanton rises and the aide leads him outside.

STANTON

Show me.

Panel 3. Outside, Boston Corbett pries open the simple wooden box with a crowbar.

Panel 4.

STANTON

Handsome man.

CORBETT

Thank you, sir.

STANTON

I meant the corpse.

Panel 5.

CORBETT

You mean my prize.

Panel 6.

STANTON

You're a strange man, Corbett.

Page 38

Panel 1. Rathbone chases Grant down as his carriage enters Washington.

RATHBONE(O.P.)

Grant! Grant, wait up!

Panel 2.

GRANT

Rathbone, dammit, stop shouting.

RATHBONE

You missed it, Grant. They killed Lincoln.

GRANT

I know, Rathbone.

Panel 3.

RATHBONE

I was right there when it happened. I got stabbed.

GRANT

Why didn't you protect him? You couldn't have sat by the door?

RATHBONE

I sat by the door last time.

Panel 4.

GRANT

Well I hope the play was worth it, Rathbone. It changed the course of history.

RATHBONE

Eh, it was OK.

Panel 5. Grant gives Rathbone a stern look.

Panel 6. Close on Grant, standing in the middle of a busy street.

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